Sunday, January 28, 2007

Stuff January 2007

Hey friends, please also visit my good friend Tigeras's BLOG for neat insights and such at http://tigarrs.blogspot.com/. He's a great person and fun to chat with.

And speaking of Tigeras, he asked a question also recently: Would things that might trigger some form of hormonal surge re-trigger your condition, say, if you got pregnant?

I thought I answered this somewhere before but, here goes again...there is a 70% chance (according to my doctor) that my children may get more than they bargained for from their mommy should my "condition" take off again due to the massive hormonal changes during pregnancy. They (the children) will already have to deal with two oversized "milkcans" (as a friend so crudely puts it), so if they have to deal with even bigger "kegs" (same friend and his terms)...

There is actually a concern that, should the time come, if I would be even able to nurse my babies at all due to my size. Truthfully. I can cradle and nuzzle but sustainment might be the hard thing. I have the gear and capacity to do it, its just the physical...well...manipulation of breast and infant may be the difficultly.

My doctor has discussed all this inquite some detail.

Bottom line: I'll just deal with it as it comes if it comes...and hope the daddy likes the outcome too. :)

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Numbers are in

Audit ended with a few findings but my auditor hadn't written anything. Nice.

A few questions answered from questions sent to me via email...

From Hoseboy: "Since the resurfacing of your breast hypertrophia medical condition, how big have you become?"

I don't think I've shared with anyone other than close friends, and maybe not my close friends here on the Net. I am now "out of the woods" as they say but it has left me with....drum roll....a nearly 60 inch bustline (like 59 3/4"). I measure 42 inches around the ribcage (I told you I am not a petite supermodel in an aspect of the word) but my bosoms have acquired much mass and girth. I have found one good store bought brassiere that (barely) fits me and it is a 54K though my boobs seem to be asking for more room for they don't quite fit in the cups. Like I mentioned in a earlier post, I am blessed with my mom's friend who is a seamstress and has made me some exquisite fashionable bras (though they still look like small lacey tents) and she says I am not realistically a standard cup size. The truth.

Also from Hoseboy: "What kind of new difficulties has your new size created for you?"

Sometimes I slip back into that early girlhood shyness regarding them and myself, like feeling the need to cover them up (impossible) or hide away from public viewing (impossible again). If I am wearing the wrong colored stockings on days, please forgive me for I get dressed in the dimly lit comfort of my apartment most mornings. Clothing is hard to find without alteration, but see above for that remedy. I am doubly prone for elbowing and bruising when in a big crowd. I get more stares, more weird looks. Went to several parties in the recent past and people have asked if I'm a stripper. My reply, "Why would you suggest that?" Balance is off. Running or jogging is completely out. I feel the added strain on back and neck (and luckily have always had a workout regimen due to my "abnormal" size through the years).

And lastly from Hoseboy: "Would you want to be bigger?"

I still fantasize, but in reality, no. Well...*grinning sheepishly*...maybe...

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Audit my cup size

Hi-hi all!

First, my Yahoo group ENORMOUS_ENDOWMENTS seems to be gaining size as far as members go. I hope to keep adding content and maybe have some members add to either the files section (like stories) or pictures of interest (though I edit as desired if the material doesn't suit my ideas for the site content...but I haven't been disappointed yet by fans and friends). My only gripe is I see new members joining and/or people I know and only a few have "spoke out"...everyone else is too absorbed in...stuff. :)

This week external auditors are auditing our procedural/documented systems. New year starts, fresh money available, auditing begins. We have 3 outside auditors for the week. I have been selected as a one of the guides for the auditors. There are 2 women and 1 guy...guess who I got stuck with. I think I see my boss's ploy since my auditor has pretty much been more adhered/focused on my chest than on adhering to auditing our systems. My boobs don't talk (they may slap a SOS tune while I walk or some other fleshy tribal beat) but this guy seems intent on talking to them. The office is particularly cold this week and he probably thinks I like him because I am nipping out the whole time. He hasn't written anything up nor has explored very deeply possible leads to nonconformities...he may assume my tops are non-conforming due to everything that is packed into them and they seem destine to burst at some point.

Only 3 more audit days...maybe I'll wear something low cut tomorrow, Thursday and Friday.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Something new in 07

Hi folks and friends and fans and fun people, I am still here even though I said I was "leaving". I had enough people email me and say NO DON'T GO that I...well...just couldn't totally up and run away (though running would cause me great pain and probably more gawking...the "girls" move and groove on their own even when I walk soooo).

Anywho, so I am still here. I started a Yahoo Group entitled ENORMOUS ENDOWMENTS to talk about all things enormous bosom related since I know a thing or two (two things for sure) about the enormous bosom subject.

I had a great Christmas and New Year. Christmas I mostly spent with family and friends and relaxing considering between shopping and running about town, it could often be anything but relaxing. New Years I went to a friends place and spent the evening bringing in the New Year with about a dozen or so other friends. Got a little tipsy but not overly (unlike last year where I think I was hung over for a week). The only embarrassing thing I did this year was show everyone I could hold 4 (empty) beer bottles between my boobs.

Other than that, been corresponding with a good friend, maybe see him this year. (You know who you are, T.) :)

More later...